I Feel Like Some Talent, or at Least an Embroidery Machine, May Have Been Wasted Here

So it's been a helluva day today - not only did I discover that I've been featured in a movie (for reals - I'm in the middle of it somewhere), but I also became an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church (also for reals - now I can marry people, and legally!). And then, when it looked like my life couldn't get any more freaking awesome, I came across this for sale on Etsy for $4.50:


Yes, it is a roll of toilet paper with "I LIKE HoT Dogs" embroidered on the front. And it just made my day.