
"Aww, a kid made his mom a birthday card", right? Nope, a grown woman bought herself a pile of overpriced "European high-quality art supplies" and tried to sell these cards to people for money.
It looks like a Slushie made out of real road slush.
It looks like a cupcake, if by cup you mean a picket fence and by cake you mean liquified fug.
It looks like Shrek's nipple.
It looks like somebody ate a maraschino cherry, a bunch of peas, and a muffin baking paper and then threw them up in reverse order.
I could go on like this. But I guess ultimately, more than anything else it just looks like about $100 wasted on fancy oil pastels.