the 33rd voyage of sinbad

Sinbad has a lot on his plate right now. He's battling a skeleton, he's lost in some sort of low-shrubbed skankforest, and he seems to have contracted a really nasty case of dysentary judging by how he's swimming in those pants. Bitch looks skinny as hell.

So I'm not going to give him more to worry about by making fun of the production values on this sculptural piece. Sure, his skeletal nemesis looks like it's made out of melting fluffernutter, but if you've ever seen the old Harryhausen stop-motion Sinbad and Argonauts movies, they don't look much less melty.

Cheaper Than Implants

Luckily for this crafter, all I've ever wanted in life is a pair of multicolored miniature clay breasticles. At long last, my hunt is over. Oh, the places we'll go together, the things we'll do.