(To be read in an exasperated and I-don't-have-time-for-this-kind-of-shit tone, as frankly, I am exasperated and I don't have time for this kind of shit.)Oh come on. A knitted knock-off Mrs. Piggy air-freshener cover?! Really?! Really?! Did we learn nothing, nothing at all from the now-famous wall-eyed cat air-freshener cover? Seriously, I'm done. DONE, I tell you, with all this ridiculous knitted tomfuckery.
Listen, crafters, and listen closely: IF YOUR AIR-FRESHENER COVER IS UGLIER THAN YOUR AIR-FRESHENER, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.