Monday 20 April 2009

$220 Worth Of Fail

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This is a Public Service Announcement for all Etsy crafters, Malbers2 in particular:


This, no matter what you intended and regardless of how much you would like it to be, is not a punch bowl. It just isn't. What it is, though, is hideous, and apparently, melting. Punch bowls, you see, are intended for the purpose of holding punch, and are generally large and aesthetically pleasing. This, on the other hand, is just very unfortunate and, let's face it, somewhat depressing. Were I to be at a party that was using this to dole out said party beverages, I think I would have to seriously reconsider my entire social life, that's all I'm saying.


And these, Malbers2, are not a matching set of punch cups, as they are neither matching, nor punch cups. And even if I were to cede that they could, hypothetically, hold some liquid, and are therefore cups, I would counter that given the fact that they physically cannot be put down without emptying themselves entirely they force a commitment to your punch that I am just not sure I am willing to give. I mean, I like punch as much as the next person, but I am all sorts of unwilling to spend the entire length of your next house-party gingerly holding an upside-down ceramic anteater just because you couldn't be bothered to make your cups do the one thing that cups are required to do: hold liquid in a reasonable manner. Instead, your cups hold liquid in an unreasonable manner, sir, and I find it distressing.

10 comments:

  1. Jim Jones threw a better punch party than the poor unfortunate that buys these

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  2. As if the fact that you find these "works of art" is bad enough, to know someone made this and tried to sell it totally boggles the mind.

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  3. I know we are not supposed to use the word "retarded" anymore but that's what comes to mind when look at these.

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  4. How do you even get the damn punch into a bowl like that?! Freaky. I feel like I have a fever and am hallucinating.

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  5. Thinking about this punch atrocity makes me WANT to punch someone or something.

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  6. Just curious...but who drinks punch anymore?

    Besides that Kool-Aid guy, I mean.

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  7. Who the hell throws a party with an ugly ass punch bowl and only two (non-matching) punch cups? Who?! Because I'm going to turn down that invitation when it arrives in the mail. That party's gonna suck.

    And is it me, or does the whole thing seem a little demonic somehow? Maybe it's the cups with horns and such, but it definitely creeps me out. Malbers2 needs to give up pottery. It's not his/her special talent.

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  8. What in the hell?! There are just no words for something that hideous.

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  9. Hmmm.. Maybe it looks better in person? Oh who am I kidding, they're hideous! Haha! Who would buy that!? Wow..

    www.MotivatedMonkey.com

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  10. ..hmmm perhaps the wierdest things I will see ALL week...hopefully, that is.

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