I Bet You Wouldn't Have Guessed What This Is If I Hadn't Told You

I think I have found that the only thing I love more than a clay, $275, fervently unrecognizable, bong-shaped, patterned, handmade tea-set is a nonfunctional, clay, $275, fervently unrecognizable, bong-shaped, patterned, handmade tea-set. And here it is. For you.