You Got a Little Something... Right there... No... On Your Nose... No.. On the Right...

Aaaaaaand this was on the ETSY frontpage.  I give up.  They're just handing it to me at this point.

Please Don't Macramake (See What I Did There?) Me Any Of This Tomfuckery

See, this magazine says "Practical Macrame with an accent egu" but I have my doubts. Because while I'm not arguing the fact that it may be macrame, and it may have an accent egu, I'm not completely sold on the fact that it is practical. Is it hideous? Absolutely. Is it something to wear? I guess so. Is it able to catch fish in the rainy season? Definitely. But is it practical? Well, I dare you - I absofuckinglutely dare you to tell me how this macramess will add a level of practicality to your wardrobe that has heretofore gone unnoticed. In fact, I'll give you a whole dollar if this is anything other than just bizarrely hideous. Because, let's face it, this is just bizarrely hideous.



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