... In Bed

Here you go, my bebehs, it's a fortune cookie keychain smoking a cigarette.

I feel like there should be a joke in there somewhere but I'm a bit too lazy today to go digging for it. If you got something good, leave it in the comments and I'll post my favorite.

**Alright, HumorSmith, thanks a bunch! The winning line was: The key to making a fortune go up in smoke.

Maybe I'm Just Sensitive

Is it just me, or is there something oh-so-very wrong-seeming about this keychain? It's just that, well, I feel like a bad person even for posting it. I mean, just look at it. It seems to be so, so... wildly inappropriate. On, like, a blatantly obscene level. It's not just me, is it? I mean, c'mon.