What's Brown and Sticky?

I just.... I just don't know.

Seriously. I have no idea.

I'm Not Quite Sure What Happened Here, To Be Honest

As if I had to tell you, these were indeed made by an adult. A mentally capable adult. Who apparently owns a glue gun and a very singular sense of accomplishment.

The Perfect Accessory For Your Crocheted, Glittery Handcuffs

This, my friends, appears to be a knit gimp mask. Do with it what you will.
Just keep it legal.

And multicoloured.


And before I start getting emails about it, yes, I assume this was a knit hat made in too large a gauge. I know already. But c'mon, it's hilarious.