Humpday Roundup

 Waaaay creepy reindeer at Unfinished Rambler







Bland cat puke with tub caulk at CraftFail




Dog asshole cover at Etsy WTF






Trailer-trash barbie at Craftastrophe




God-awful knitwear at What Not To Crochet

Humpday Roundup

So this week's Humpday Roundup is surprisingly short, due to the fact that most of the other crapft blogs have stopped updating (and one ripped off one of my posts, and I'm not going to promote that kind of narsty behavior), but on the flip side, this week's roundup has also gotten surprisingly NSFW.  And as we all know, one dirty crapft is equal to like, 10 normal crapfts.  So there we are.  Enjoy.



Naked crocheted doll from What Not To Crochet.  Zexy.




Strange vintage record coasters at EtsyWTF



The nastiest, most pornographic plush textile I have ever seen, at Craftastrophe.
Seriously - don't click this link if you're at work.  You probably won't get fired, but your boss will think you're into some kind of kinky freaky shit.  And that's just embarrassing.

Humpday Roundup

T-rex gloves from Kraftomatic



Flotsam from What Not to Crochet






Knitted power cord from EtsyWTF







Michael Jackson beaded amulet from Craftastrophe







Doll/blanket/doll blanket/blanket doll/monkey from CraftFail




BTW - if you're noticing that the list gets shorter every week, it's only because not all of the sites update regularly. Not because I'm slyly killing them off one by one. Although that's not a bad idea.

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Humpday Roundup

So I was checking out some of the other crapft sites around the internets, and believe me, there's an infestation of them, when I decided that in the name of Thanksgiving and joyousness and all that crap I should start a weekly segment on Homemade Hilarity giving props to the other funny writers who spend waaay too much time searching out the ugly.


Crocheted Clown birthday cake on What Not To Crochet




Man painting nude on Craftastrophe





Tinsel creature (yeah, I don't know either) on ETSY WTF



Gourd fail on CraftFail



Cheese and crackers vegan soap on Kraftomatic



HelloPepsi necklace on What Not To Craft




Turkey hand at Handmade Gone Wrong




Bronzed(!) cinnamon roll at Glitter Gone Bad