Another What The Hell Is This? Competition - Christmas Special
Alright folks: what the hell do you think this is? And I need you to be specific. Because it's obviously glowing. But what do you think it's for? I'll print the answer, along with the best guesses, tomorrow!
Its a Holybabyjeezus Light Stick. Just snap and shake...instant softly glowing Messiah.
ReplyDeleteIt's the baby Jesus from a fourty year old 'uranium glass' nativity scene? Seriously, look up uranium glass, it's real.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a baby doll set up like a glow worm...
ReplyDeleteKewpie Doll Baby Jesus night light.
ReplyDeleteNuclear Dairy Whip cone from Indiana?
ReplyDeleteNuclear, light up your life, omg glowing baby Jesus on a stick.
ReplyDeleteradioactivebabyjesus man!!!
ReplyDeleteSoap on a rope to cleanse your soul
ReplyDeleteEither it is a baby Jesus, or it's holding a baby Jesus. Or possibly both?
ReplyDeleteI would say glow stick too, but you mentioned that it actually has a purpose. I'm stumped, a phone charm or zipper pull?
ReplyDeleteThe light on the lamp post outside the pearly gates. If it's green, you're in!
ReplyDeleteIs it a radioactice soap on a rope? Does it wash your sins away?
ReplyDeleteA baby Jesus Kewpie doll night light (in a rather fashionable alien-green color)
ReplyDeleteIt's like those fish with the glowing ball in Nemo, only for REALLY religious collectors of Kewpie dolls. It's what's in the dark that's really scary.
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